4 Craziest Wiki Hows

I cannot think of a more reliable source of information than Wikipedia. I owe my college degree to it (thanks again, Wikipedia). It's amazing how much ground is covered on the website - virtually anything you can think of has a Wikipedia article. An even more useful extension of the site is the Wiki-How, which basically covers all of the necessary how-tos of everyday life. But, sometimes these guys reveal a little more than what is necessary. For example...


4. How to Completely Change Your Identity

For all the fugitives of the law out there, WikiHow is here for you. So you've escaped law enforcement to prove you were innocent to begin with (good luck with that), and here you are. WikiHow explains how you can do this in eleven steps. These include things such as faking your own death, getting rid of your old electronics and faking amnesia by walking away from a car crash or crawling from a beach at high tide...

"...where am I? Who am I?"

3. How to Tell Your Mom You're Attracted to Animals

We don't mean 'attracted to animals'...

 

"Aww...he's so cute!"

We mean ATTRACTED TO ANIMALS! Apparently, wikiHow seems to think it's necessary to print an article for 'animal lovers', and even more necessary to break the news to their mothers. Zoophilia (a sophisticated way of saying retarded, If you ask me) is the name given to this condition. The article advises zoophiliacs (I made that up) to prepare a speech in order to 'explain the wonders of zoophilia'.



2. How to Escape when Your Parents Try to Spank you

Most of us could've used this one when we were kids. Luckily for our future generations, an escape plan is just a click away. The article includes the usual kicking and screaming until you're free, and even includes a pain avoidance technique so your parents won't bother spanking you again cause you're used to it...

"Is that it? You're a wuss, Dad"

1. How to take a Jack the Ripper Tour

For all the aspiring serial killers of legend, do not fear (although we feel that you are the source of fear itself). Looking for inspiration? Then wikiHow has got you covered with this guide to visiting famous crime scenes of Jack's exploits and rediscovering who this man was...

as a bonus...u get to go home with this hat as a souvernir

 

 

 



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